"A Lady GaGa Christmas Medley" (parody)

I LOVE Lady GaGa, so this was a blast to create!

Starbucks is GAY!

2 New Brother Barker Videos

No More Socialism!


Photo Credits:
Tom Price - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Howcheng
Mike Huckabee - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Mactographer

Music:
Kevin MacLeod
http://www.incompetech.com
Licensed under Creative Commons "Attribution 3.0"
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Man Fired for Belief in Opposite Marriage

Something similar happened to this poor soul: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWxOKOcf3zQ

Song available online!
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/JohnRaymondBarker

http://www.twitter.com/Jerb
http://www.jerby.com

Warning: This video contains a strobe effect.

Directed by
Mark Eugene Garcia

"Vampire Drag Queen"
music & lyrics by
John Raymond Barker

VDQs
John Raymond Barker
Mary Fordeaux
Nkrumah Gatling

Hunk
Pau Masó

Conservatives
Jason Barker
Molly Moore Lehmann

Partiers
Jason Barker
TJ D'Angelo
Molly Moore Lehmann
Larry Scheraldi

Produced and Edited by
John Raymond Barker

Assistant Director
Rodrigo Bolaños

Costume Design
Jared R. Pike

Song Mastering
Matt Rocker

Special Thanks
DeeAnna Smith

Filmed on location in NYC
at The Skin Spa (SoHo)
http://loveyourskinspa.com/

Ladies and Gentleman, meet your new queen of the night.



Vampire drag queen!

Nothing like you've ever seen.

Come with me and let's escape.

Find some horny necks to rape.



Can't wait to get you in my coffin.

I know some ways to get you off and

Tell you what I'm gonna do.

Lip sync my thirsty teeth in you.



Your veins looks tasty, pulsing fierce.

Just waiting for me teeth to pierce.

I can bite your neck, your chest or fanny.

You know you want to low down with this vampire tranny.



Drag queen vampire!

Work it, and I'll take you higher.

You know it's me you wanna follow.

I suck it good, and I always swallow.



Holy water, cross--so gay!

Uh, what's with the garlic, Rachel Ray?

That Prada bag is oh so fake.

As deadly as a wooden stake.



Being undead's not such a drag.

You're hated less than being a fag.

The work is easy and the hours are fab.

So come a little closer and take a stab.



Vampire drag queen!

Mix it til these beats is mean.

I know you like it rough and savage.

Just like the men we like to ravage.



Come with me into the dark side.

Don't be afraid. There's nothing to hide.

Keep in time from measure to measure.

Cuz you've never ever felt so much decadent pleasure!



True Blood, Buffy and the Twilight gang,

Ms. Elvira gave good fang.

Love Lestat and Blade's cool toys,

And Near Dark and The Lost Boys
.
Bela Lugosi and Christopher Lee,

Gary Oldman and Barnabas C,

Nosferatu and Salem's Lot,

Frank Langella made it hot!



Drag queen vampire!

Set this funky club on fire.

Sexy music makes you dance.

Suck you til you're in a trance.



Vampire drag queen!

The fiercest bitch to hit the scene.

This hot mess will make you cry.

Use you, lose you, drain you dry.

The Making of "Goodbye"

"Goodbye"

This gay guy loved Bruno!

7/8/9 YouTube Gathering NYC!

The Message Board - Trailer

The Message Board is an 8-part web series about Broadway Universe, a theatre web site where different people can come together to chat about Broadway, divas, cabarets, chorus boys, politics, internet addiction, gay marriage, religion, sex, and anything that crosses their mind. Perhaps that ranting theatre queen or Wicked-obsessed teen will become your new BFF or your next worst enemy? Maybe that anonymous, alleged "hot chorus boy" will become the love of your life? You'll never know until you log in. Chat! Debate! Have a meltdown! LOL!

Watch The Message Board on YouTube on JerbyVids

New episodes debut each Friday in May and June starting May 8!

For more info/cast: jerby.com/TMB

Episodes will be embedded on this blog. I might even blog some interesting tidbits about each one, too! :)

Twitter me!

twitter.com/Jerb

A fun little trilogy

Not that I have EVER mixed alcohol and technology myself!

Application for a Hook-up

This piece originally appeared in Jerby: Fully Loaded in 2005.

Put me on The Big Gay Sketch Show!

Vote for me once a day! I would LOVE to be on this show!

Here's the blog entry I had to make for the first round:

Here he is, world!

I have been performing my entire life whether on stage with other people or alone with my stuffed animals. (I won't confess when the latter collaboration stopped--at least not without some drinks in me.)

I started writing material for myself after the 2004 election. I was so enraged, I was driven into a creative frenzy. I created 2 one-man/cabaret shows for myself, using music and monologue to address everything from love to auditioning to dieting to sex to politics. It was during my second show that Brother Barker, my ex-gay character, was born.

Then, in 2007, I was inspired to take advantage of YouTube to channel my passion for politics and LGBT issues. Featured prominently there is Brother Barker as well as his ex-gay wife, Hope. Other characters have popped up as well as rap videos, and I look forward to taking my channel to the next level with an 8-part web series about a theatre message board, followed by a Truth or Dareesque parody of a Chris Crockeresque YouTube "star".

I love using satire to tackle all of the BS in the world. I think humor is a very powerful weapon.

Thanks for checking me out!

John :)

Lady and the Tramp

Jared and I made this for the Netflix Greatest Kiss Contest. We made the costumes and had a lot of fun filming it. Lady and the Tramp is the first film I remember seeing in a theater.